When the country’s top Health and Safety officers gather for their Annual National Conference what could possibly go wrong? ... Absolutely everything! Disaster abounds in the World Premiere of this hysterically rude and wonderfully un-politically correct comedy about the people on a mission to stop us climbing trees, playing conkers or putting our poodles in the microwave. Warning: This play Definitely Contains Nuts. So come along and Please Enjoy Irresponsibly.